leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

communistbakery:

the statistic saying how much butter was eaten each year was misleading because it included fake butter in the poll. it looks like the surveyors made a margarineal error

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

kricketot:

*favorite character dies*

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nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob